Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely.

While you were out, I noticed you weren't here.

Bodkay wonders if whiskers qualify for million mustache march

Whiskers, indeed!

Bodkay is having his alpha waves tested in preparation for yogic flying.

"In order to love something you need to have seen and heard it for a long time bunch of idiots."

Bodkay is watching André Breton at a Dada festival in Paris, March 27, 1920.

Bodkay has misplaced his third eye.

You look equally pathetic.

I cut my hand in a terrible beer opening accident. I think I am going to die. Bodkay is watching...

... but turns away in horror.

What the Cat Lord knows.

2. Bodkay is watching you, disinterestedly.

1. This is Bodkay.